(Source: ksica)
*kicks down your door at 3 am and backs you into a wall* I heard you were talkin shit about jj abrams
*walks to your kitchen and pours myself a drink* allow me to join you
New favorite meme: Old Economy Steven
Oh god, thank you for posting this. Everywhere I look I see Boomer-controlled books, magazines, and other media claiming “MILENNIALS ARE TEH WORSEST GENERATION EVAR” simply to reassure the delusional egos of aging yuppies in utter denial that they fucked everything up and the 30-and-unders are the ones that have to deal with the consequences.
I could go on, but once again, I can just bring up George Carlin:
“The Baby Boomers: whiny, narcissistic, self-indulgent people with a simple philosophy: “Gimme that! It’s mine!” These people were given everything, everything was handed to them, and they took it all, sold it all; sex, drugs, and rock ‘n’ roll, and they stayed loaded for twenty years and had a free ride. But now they’re staring down the barrel of middle-age burnout, and they don’t like it.
They don’t like it, so they’ve become self-righteous, and they wanna make things hard for young people. They tell em abstain from sex, say no to drugs. As for rock ‘n’ roll, they sold that for television commercials a long time ago so they can buy pasta machines and StairMasters and soybean futures.
You know something? They’re cold, bloodless people. It’s in their slogans, it’s in their rhetoric: “No pain, no gain,” “Just do it,” “Life is short, play hard,” “Shit happens, deal with it,” “Get a life.” These people went from “Do your own thing” to “Just say no!” They went from “Love is all you need” to “Whoever winds up with the most toys, wins”, and they went from cocaine to Rogaine.
And you know something? They’re still counting grams, only now it’s fat grams. And the worst of it is we have to watch the commercials on TV for Levi’s loose-fitting jeans and fat-ass Docker pants because these degenerate, yuppie, Boomer cocksuckers couldn’t keep their hands off the croissants and the Häägen-Dasz and their big fat asses have spread all over and they have to wear fat-ass Docker pants. Fuck these Boomers, fuck these yuppies… and fuck everyone, now that I think of it.”
*kicks down your door at 3 am and backs you into a wall* I heard you were talkin shit about jj abrams
*walks to your kitchen and pours myself a drink* allow me to join you
#out of context this almost seems like Will scolding Hannibal for not disposing of the body better #”DAMMIT HANNIBAL I TOLD YOU WE NEED TO START FEEDING THE CORPSES TO PIGS” #”William that’s horribly inelegant and I will not do it “You are sleeping on the couch tonight I swear to god”
(Source: shioricz)
“all slytherins are evil”
“all gryffindors are good guys”
“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”
“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”
Name one evil Gryffindor. One.
peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
(Source: jourdonnais)
reasons to let me cuddle you:
- I will stick my cold hands all over your body
- I’ll probably fall asleep on you and make cute sleep noises
- I can lay there long enough for the second coming of christ
- nuzzling???
- I will be smiling the whole time
- you’re warm and I’m not
- let me leech your heat
- please
[rolls in on roller skates] [heavy breathing] who mentioned hannibal lecter
Sad Cat Diaries (x)
@ChuckWendig: Facebook will not remove rape culture photo from its site as it doesn’t qualify as “hate speech.”
via @EverydaySexism
This is fucking bullshit
WTF
well, lets toss this around facebook for a bit and see how other people react…